The True Story of the Ant and the Grasshopper

So, I just got this email from a friend and it made me angry, so I "fashioned" a reply. Here is the email forward that I received:


The Ant and the Grasshopper - the moral of the story

OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

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MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a
press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp
contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green."
Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's
sake.
Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the
grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by
the government.
Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel
of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.
The ant loses the case.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper
finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't
maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug-related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful
neighborhood.
MORAL OF THIS STORY: Be careful how you vote.

If you're as disgusted as I am, by all means, read on to my reply--if you agree with the above text then you will undoubtedly again convince yourself that all it takes to succeed in this country is to "pull yourself up by your bootstraps", so you needn't read on unless you feel like being enlightened. This was my reply:

The Ant and the Grasshopper--an in depth look
You forgot the part in which John Stossel from 20/20 does an investigation that uncovers that what the ant construed as the grasshopper running through the field and "playing all day" was actually picking strawberries while pesticides were poured down overhead so that the ant could enjoy his fruit salad, yogurt and granola every morning for the reasonable price he expected to pay at the supermarket.
The story also left out the minor detail that most of the ants had parents who had educations and made annual salaries well over the poverty line while the grasshoppers parents/grandparents were mostly uneducated and marginalized to undesirable areas of the country where the state of their existence was constantly reinforced by the gunshots they heard at all hours throughout their neighborhoods. The gunshots were also seen as "playing"--the ants thought they were fireworks... The youngest of the grasshoppers once had hope of getting them and their families out of these situations, but then they realized it might be near impossible for them to pass the SAT when they only had a 4th grade reading level and no time to study as they were working late nights trying to help their parents feed their little brothers and sisters while also taking care of their ailing grandparents.
Then Barack Obama meets with several experts and lawmakers to determine that while we can't change this sytematic dichotomy overnight, we can look at our situation through the lens of economic logic in what claims to be a democratic society. A quote from Warren Buffett, 2nd richest ant in the world, in a meeting with Barack Obama:
"The free market's the best mechanism ever devised to put resources to their most efficient and productive use. The government isn't particularly good at that. But the market isn't so good at making sure that the wealth that's produced is being distributed fairly or wisely. Some of that wealth has to be plowed back into education, so that the next generation has a fair chance, and to maintain our infrastructure, and provide some sort of safety net for those who lose out in a market economy. And it just makes sense that those of us who've benefited from the market should pay a bigger share" (Obama, "Audacity of Hope" p 190).
MORAL OF THE STORY: Democracy wasn't built on an "every man for himself" attitude (Capitalism was, but that's another fable). OBAMA 08!